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I can honestly say that I'm a dumb ass sometimes, but it isn't entirely my fault. I wonder what the probability of having a faulty soda can is? We have Pepsi in the fridge and I brought one out, popped the can, but the thing bent all the way forward only to do nothing. Here comes the idiot part: I stabbed the top of where the thing usually opens with a knife and the soda squirted into my eye like a geyser. I was not amused.


I'm not doing much of anything right now. I was sleeping because my girlfriend needs her sleep, so I went to bed with her. I'm awake now, watching Enemy At The Gates. I dearly love this movie. Jude Law at his best and I never really looked into any other side of the war's story apart from Nazi Germany, Britain, and the U.S.A. Everything seems so much more interesting when you hear about the Russians being the opposition your entire life and see that they were just like any other nation fighting "gloriously" for their country. I say it sucked ass to be in the infantry if you were at heart a coward. I'd say most people headed to their death knowingly in a charge. As for me, I probably would've stayed back a little since the ones up front always get gunned down first. Duh. I'd rather be an effective sharp shooter from a distance than a man with a rifle ten feet away from a tank, hundreds of rifles, and a turret. What point is there having a rifle then? Yeah, you can really put up much of a fight. It's not trench warfare like in World War I. Those types of charges are stupid as hell. It reminds me of Pickett's charge at Gettysburg. I guess they didn't really learn about other wars, though. Complete dumbassery. I don't think I'd ever make a good foot soldier. I'd either do good as a sniper or someone who works at headquarters. I'm not saying I don't have the capability to lead, but I'm not using predated tactics of guts and glory to attack. That's like running across no man's land and expecting to bring about a win when the enemy is entrenched in the treeline waiting for that kind of boneheaded decision to mobilize. I think I could be a solid tactician who offers a more concrete alternative strategy in place of the idiocy of a full-on charge. Sometimes the charges have worked. Today though? I don't think anyone would charge three men with a hammer who have their rifles pointed at you. I only saw that work in The Patriot. And that was a movie.







The Republican National Convention was on. I thought McCain's speech sucked. Palin's speech in comparison trounces the shit out of his, pushing him beneath her after the sharp witticisms and rhetoric Scully wrote for the Alaskan senator to use against Obama. What are my political views? I'm a Republican. I strongly disagree with our political system, though. However, McCain said a few things I agreed with. We should not be divided with separate interests but stand as one. I think we need to deal with compromise. You know what annoys me most? It's these kiss ass teenage Democrats who can't even vote yet! I realize how ashamed I was to have been one of them; to stand behind John Kerry at the time I was a freshman. I wanted change because I strongly opposed George Bush. Did I flock over to the other party because of George Bush's win? No, I wasn't aware of what each party stood for, but I simply agreed with John Kerry because he seemed like a fresh ticket outside of the war in Iraq and letting the country resume pre-Iraq invasion events. So I sang along with Green Day and clung to my convictions that Republicans were bad until I really saw what each party was after careful analysis. Democrats disgust me with their supporters. They're bunch of Grade-A pussies, with an oversensitivity to environment issues, health care (I can't begin to tell you how much fraud for singular benefit is committed in this that just wastes time, money, and resources to hinder the real people with qualifications to receive it and though you believe this should be free, how many people should receive it? You expect to make a large assumption that it's going to come at a lesser cost or virtually free when the country is supporting over 300 million?), sexual preference, feminism, and race. What the fuck is there to benefit from being a feminist when you've got pretty much equal rights now? Oh-my-God. Lawlzorz. I dun't want ze baby, lololol. I want to kill it, lololol. Why? lololol. Cuz it's my right to not have it when I get knocked up at some drunken orgy party or bcuz I simply am retarded since I lack the intelligence to use birth control, lololol. Honestly, if you idiot females can't use contraceptives or other forms of sexual non-pregnant assurances, you're fucking stupid. WHY THE FUCK EVEN BOTHER WITH AN ABORTION? THE ONLY CASE WHERE IT ISN'T YOUR OWN DAMN FAULT IS IN THE CASE OF RAPE. But good job, keep up your picket signs and thesaurus-raped bitchy essays, thick-framed glasses, and a bunch of warped ass views where you think you, the person who got fucked and didn't use birth control, believe that you are entitled to the expulsion via a birth canal of your unborn baby.

Their ideology does not repulse me, but I wonder if their supporters ever studied history enough to realize that a majority of democrats owned cotton plantations yet right now are they making amends for that by having elected a half-black candidate to cover up for the hundreds of years of enslavement? Hm. Not bashing the South or anything, I love the South, but I'm wondering if they've been aware of both parties faults instead of blaming George for every little problem that falls into their lap. I wonder if they've turned a deaf ear to reasoning on the other side and to narrow-minded, spell swept speech from Obama about change. Isn't every damn election about showing what you can change? Honestly, it's nothing new to do a little dance over for feeling ever-so-smart. Both parties have done terrible things. And you know what? I hate American politics. They make empty promises to get elected and then when the American public sees that nothing is getting accomplished, they complain, swing voters support the side they were against, and try their luck again. Also, how come people can't have any decency? Protesting does NOTHING. If you like methods that worked for an old generation of heroin and hatred for war, be my guest and go on an acid trip you fucking halfwits. Make an appeal to get a hearing, not sit on stone steps like you're going to directly benefit from it by making attempts to have them pay attention. Where do they pay attention? IN THE COURT. Not outside, Lisa Simpson.





I support evolution. Why? Look what evolution brought us today:





















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